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zeldathemes

a list of important lists:

  1. reasons why i am great
  2. reasons why other people are not as great
  3. ways to perform your civic duty and make my life better
  4. the 7 coolest geese in orange county
  5. 23 awesome video games and why you should let me win at them
3 hours ago on October 1st | J | 3 notes
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5 hours ago on October 1st | J | 230,010 notes
plays

1 day ago on September 30th | J | 36,653 notes

your anaconda won’t

your anaconda won’t

your anaconda won’t get none unless it’s got funds, hun

1 day ago on September 29th | J | 42 notes
kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

1 day ago on September 29th | J | 72,587 notes

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

2 days ago on September 29th | J | 121,693 notes

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

2 days ago on September 28th | J | 149,692 notes

officialdaddyegbert:

officialbrostrider:

GOT A SKELETON TODAY

I LOVE HOW OBVIOUSLY PUMPED YOU ARE ABOUT IT

3 days ago on September 28th | J | 1,139 notes

aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

3 days ago on September 28th | J | 216,262 notes

damianmcgintleman:

aledono:

damianmcgintleman:

attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”

THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!

THEY ARE ALIVE!

THEY ARE REAL!

I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!

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3 days ago on September 28th | J | 95,339 notes